Oooh !!!! I'm Freezing Like MAD !!!! Well, I Do Not Think Anyone Would Want To Go Out At This Period Of Time....... The weather has been so dreary and wet lately. So You Wanna Hear Some Jokes ??????

Girl: Doctor! Doctor! I have lost my memory!

Doctor: When did this happen?

Girl: When did what happen?

Question: What did the big chimney say to the small one?

Answer: you are too young to smoke.

Question: Why are cooks cruel?

Answer: Because they beat eggs, whip cream and batter fish.

Question: What can fall on water without getting wet?

Answer : A shadow.

Question: What happen to the boy who ate a window?

Answer : He had a pane in his stomach.

Question: Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Question: What does the invisible man call his mother and father?

Answer: His transparents.

That is all for now folks. See Ya.....

Rita Lee:-)